That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
