so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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