I don't think brook has ever known best
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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