this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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