doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
it hurts more in the daytime
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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