Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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