I'd wear matching sweaters with you
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
