Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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