The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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