so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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