im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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