Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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