Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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