i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
You can't motorboat a personality
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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