is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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