You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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