I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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