watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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