I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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