He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I skipped work to stalk him.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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