Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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