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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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