yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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