Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
one two three fourrrrnication!
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
foreskin is a definite game changer
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
