were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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