Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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