i think i have herpe
just one?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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