do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Randomize