that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
NoShamevember. You game?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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