Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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