But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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