I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Randomize
