How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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