Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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