we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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