Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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