Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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