I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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