Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
