Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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