Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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