Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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