i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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