He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
You were trust falling into bushes
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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