How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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