Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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