I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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