So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
At least make sure they are 18
Why
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
