Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Apparently you make a good broom.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
pray to the hookup gods
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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