Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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