how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
It's official drugs can't kill me
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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