my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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